Slightly Skewed

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• • Oct 17

  Litterbox

  I peed in my cat’s litter box tonight. I’m strangely proud of it…..I’m not really that drunk….I just didn’t want to go upstairs. My cat stared at me the whole time as if he was confused. Well good. He confuses me everyday. Well, now I have to go upstairs to refill my drink.

• • Jul 17

  Just Saw Inception

  

  Inception was a fun movie. Dreams are fun. It’s about sleepy time. I just saw Inception. Oh shit tonight’s gonna be interesting. (hopefully I can remember)

  I think my totem will be the way my phone likes to be difficult. If it works seamlessly, then someone’s stealing my thoughts. Oh no!

• • Jul 1